Kidney Wars

You may remember that I’ve had difficulty traveling with my cat in the past. He clams up and refuses to pee… which can’t be good. But this time around, I followed my vet’s advice and launched a full scale attack in the first battle of the Kidney Wars.

When we arrived at our destination, I fed him a gruel of two parts water and once part Amazingly Wonderful Wet Cat Food, or AWWCF (that’s the cat’s name for the food, and I thought he’d know better than I, since it smells pretty vile to me). Then I let him sip some real chicken broth that my mom had made by … boiling a chicken. Then I have him some more of the AWWCF, followed by a handful of his dry food … doused with water.

The cat’s reluctant kidneys were no match for this onslaught.

Tonight, after arriving back at home base, the second offensive in the Kidney Wars is beginning, and I look forward to a voluminously successful outcome.