There are lots of things I hate about politics but right now it’s the political ads. Every other ad on TV and radio is for one or the other candidate in one of the many races happening here. It’s insane. I think I’m getting dumber with every commercial I see. By the time November 2nd comes around, I may not be able to read well enough to vote, let alone make a complex decision about who I hate least.

What ever happened to debates? What ever happened to candidates conveying information about themselves and their views rather than accusing their opponents of stupidity at best and steal-your-firstborn malevolence at worst. And might I ask how much money they’re spending on these USELESS ads accusing each other of spending too much money?

Sometimes I wish I were a Republican or Democrat so I could stop thinking and start voting on party lines. But no, I’m one of those indecisive ornery voters whom candidates hope to sway using TV and radio ads…

I’m Iris, and I approved this message…

Disclaimer: Apologies to those of you with political convictions. I’m sure you think.