{"id":565,"date":"2011-10-05T14:29:14","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T19:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/?p=565"},"modified":"2011-10-05T15:17:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T20:17:16","slug":"warts-and-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2011\/10\/warts-and-all.html","title":{"rendered":"Warts and All"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I sat waiting for a prescription at the pharmacy reading a book on my iPod Touch, an elderly guy approached. “You’ll get warts on your thumbs from that thing,” he informed me, farting luxuriously as he walked past. When I didn’t automatically agree with him he drove the point home. “You’ll see. When it happens you’ll have to admit I told you so.”<\/p>\n

“Ok,” I told him cheerfully, and went back to reading my book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I sat waiting for a prescription at the pharmacy reading a book on my iPod Touch, an elderly guy approached. “You’ll get warts on your thumbs from that thing,” he informed me, farting luxuriously as he walked past. When I didn’t automatically agree with him he drove the point home. “You’ll see. When it … Continue reading Warts and All<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-portraits-of-people-and-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":578,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions\/578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}