{"id":54,"date":"2006-10-12T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2006\/10\/impossible-working-conditions.html"},"modified":"2006-10-12T15:29:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T20:29:00","slug":"impossible-working-conditions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2006\/10\/impossible-working-conditions.html","title":{"rendered":"Impossible Working Conditions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My entire workplace has discovered today that it&#8217;s impossible to get any work done when you&#8217;re waiting for a co-worker to have a baby.  The co-worker in question is so unflappable that I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;d look in mild amusement at the state the rest of us are in.  &#8220;Tizzy&#8221; hardly begins to describe it. We <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">know <\/span>she&#8217;s having a baby today, and that&#8217;s ALL we care about (and all we know).<\/p>\n<p>[<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Update:<\/span> She had her baby!  How considerate of her to do that before we all went home for the day. :) ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My entire workplace has discovered today that it&#8217;s impossible to get any work done when you&#8217;re waiting for a co-worker to have a baby. The co-worker in question is so unflappable that I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;d look in mild amusement at the state the rest of us are in. &#8220;Tizzy&#8221; hardly begins to describe it. We &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2006\/10\/impossible-working-conditions.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Impossible Working Conditions<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}