{"id":438,"date":"2010-04-01T22:04:28","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T03:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/?p=438"},"modified":"2010-04-01T22:04:28","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T03:04:28","slug":"neuro-test-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2010\/04\/neuro-test-please.html","title":{"rendered":"Neuro Test Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Running to a meeting, I picked up my computer bag and grabbed the power cord from my desk. Arriving a couple minutes early for the meeting, I flipped open the computer, whipped out the cord, and plugged the cord in.<\/p>\n<p>Or rather, I expected to plug the cord in. There was simply no way the cord would connect. The little metal piece that&#8217;s supposed to slide into the laptop case didn&#8217;t even begin to fit into its socket.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/plug.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-439\" title=\"plug\" src=\"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/plug-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/plug-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/plug-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/plug-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/plug.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>Thinking that maybe I&#8217;d gotten mixed up about which laptop I was using (one has the socket on one side, and one has the socket on the other), I carefully examined the laptop from all angles. No, that was the only round hole. I tried it again. No dice. Not even close.<\/p>\n<p>About this time I remembered that people who have strokes sometimes can&#8217;t figure out how to do tasks they&#8217;ve performed a million times. And I&#8217;ve plugged my computer in at least a million times. I&#8217;m attached at the hip to this machine. And yet I simply could not wrap my head around how the cord was supposed to attach.<\/p>\n<p>I examined the laptop again.<\/p>\n<p>I examined the cord again.<\/p>\n<p>Both seemed unharmed. And yet the two simply would not connect.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to envision the effortless action of connecting the two &#8212; that action I&#8217;ve performed more often than I&#8217;ve done nearly any other action over the course of the last few years.<\/p>\n<p>I examined the laptop one more time.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, in utter frustration (and not a little bit worried for my sanity), I wrapped up the cord to put it away in my computer bag.<\/p>\n<p>And there, to my complete surprise, was another power cord.<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, I&#8217;d grabbed the cord to a work-owned machine by accident, not realizing that my own cord was already nestled in its little pouch in the computer bag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Running to a meeting, I picked up my computer bag and grabbed the power cord from my desk. Arriving a couple minutes early for the meeting, I flipped open the computer, whipped out the cord, and plugged the cord in. Or rather, I expected to plug the cord in. 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