{"id":287,"date":"2009-11-16T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-16T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2009\/11\/egged.html"},"modified":"2009-11-16T14:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-16T19:43:00","slug":"egged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2009\/11\/egged.html","title":{"rendered":"Egged"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know exactly how it happened, but I have a pretty good guess. How it happened doesn’t much matter now, though, because it won’t change the fact that I somehow got egged yesterday. And by “got egged” I mean “accidentally ingested some egg and therefore induced this mood-altering allergic reaction of mine.”<\/p>\n

My first clue appeared yesterday evening in the form of a headache. My second clue was my inability to deal with that headache like a grown-up. My third clue was wanting to argue with everyone in sight today, and complain about everything I can’t argue with, and cry about all of that and everything those things don’t cover.<\/p>\n

So yeah. Just leave me alone today (and probably tomorrow, and possibly the day after). I’ll be ok, and nothing’s actually wrong. It’s just that I might let down my guard and accidentally snap your head off, and neither of us wants that to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t know exactly how it happened, but I have a pretty good guess. How it happened doesn’t much matter now, though, because it won’t change the fact that I somehow got egged yesterday. And by “got egged” I mean “accidentally ingested some egg and therefore induced this mood-altering allergic reaction of mine.” My first … Continue reading Egged<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me-and-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}