{"id":27,"date":"2006-08-15T20:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-16T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2006\/08\/ah-apartment-life.html"},"modified":"2006-08-15T20:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-16T01:56:00","slug":"ah-apartment-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2006\/08\/ah-apartment-life.html","title":{"rendered":"Ah, Apartment Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of the twelve units in my building, five of them a filled with people who like to get together and get drunk.  This hasn&#8217;t happened in a while.  And the night is off to a worse start than usual because I&#8217;ve already had one of them head for the wrong apartment (or at least I hope that&#8217;s what happened) and end up trying to get into mine.  Now they&#8217;re all out in our back yard having a grand old time and freaking me and my cat out.  What&#8217;s even better is that with all the slamming around they&#8217;ve done up here, my downstairs neighbor seems to think I&#8217;m having a party and has banged on her ceiling to get me to stop.  Sounds like the start of a wonderful night.<\/p>\n<p>At least now I&#8217;ve learned, from the last three or four times this has happened, that it&#8217;s ok to call the police if they get too loud.  I&#8217;ll be going to bed with my phone and the police&#8217;s number ready by my bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of the twelve units in my building, five of them a filled with people who like to get together and get drunk. This hasn&#8217;t happened in a while. And the night is off to a worse start than usual because I&#8217;ve already had one of them head for the wrong apartment (or at least I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2006\/08\/ah-apartment-life.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ah, Apartment Life<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-portraits-of-people-and-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}