{"id":255,"date":"2009-05-04T13:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2009\/05\/incongruities.html"},"modified":"2009-05-04T13:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T18:55:00","slug":"incongruities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2009\/05\/incongruities.html","title":{"rendered":"Incongruities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ornate moldings covered every inch of wall and ceiling, thick crimson curtains filled the doorways into the box seats, and 5 rows up a balding man in a well-pressed suit stood up to survey the crowd.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Heavily subwoofered pre-concert music caused each of those ornate pieces of molding to shudder, setting up a complex counter-rhythm of rattling. Several hundred jeans-wearing concert-goers gazed back at the well-pressed man, fascinated, wondering if he had accidentally wandered into the wrong venue, wondering if he was going to find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU\">Business Time<\/a> amusing.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ornate moldings covered every inch of wall and ceiling, thick crimson curtains filled the doorways into the box seats, and 5 rows up a balding man in a well-pressed suit stood up to survey the crowd. Heavily subwoofered pre-concert music caused each of those ornate pieces of molding to shudder, setting up a complex counter-rhythm &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2009\/05\/incongruities.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Incongruities<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-portraits-of-people-and-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}