I’ve done it. I’ve lost my bragging rights, my rights to any sense of superiority. I’ve voted for a contestant of a reality show.<\/p>\n
I’ve been watching So You Think You Can Dance<\/a> all summer and feeling the dancer and choreographer in me wake up for the first time in quite a while. I miss being able to do that stuff! Unfortunately, my couch isn’t helping me to train for my undiscovered career as America’s favorite dancer\/choreographer\/actor\/singer\/goddess. Oh, yeah… and I’ll dazzle everyone with my modesty and graciousness.<\/p>\n But that’s neither here nor there. You see, I’ve always scoffed at reality talent shows. I’ve never even watched American Idol<\/a>. But tonight there was one clear winner for me. Travis<\/a> ROCKS<\/span>! And I’ve seen on previous weeks when the best dancer loses because everybody thinks everybody else is voting for that dancer. So tonight… I voted not once, not twice, but ten times. Can you believe it?<\/span> If this ever gets out, I’ll be a laughing stock at home, at work, among my friends, and possibly even on crowded city streets.<\/p>\n Just don’t tell anyone, okay? Promise?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve done it. I’ve lost my bragging rights, my rights to any sense of superiority. I’ve voted for a contestant of a reality show. I’ve been watching So You Think You Can Dance all summer and feeling the dancer and choreographer in me wake up for the first time in quite a while. I miss … Continue reading Now a New, Lower Life Form<\/span>