{"id":124,"date":"2007-09-26T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T19:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2007\/09\/ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead.html"},"modified":"2007-09-26T14:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-26T19:20:00","slug":"ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2007\/09\/ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead.html","title":{"rendered":"Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; not &#8220;dead&#8221; exactly, but not my apartment manager any more either, which is just as good.  That&#8217;s right. After 7 months of making our lives miserable, the Dragon Lady has resigned her position, effective immediately. The memo from the building owner is hanging for all to see on our building&#8217;s front door.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s got to be a story behind this. Probably a doozy of a story, at that.  &#8230; I <em>so<\/em> wish I knew the story. But like most good stories, this will be one of those that we will probably never hear.<\/p>\n<p>Now the big question is, will she move away? Or will she continue to waft smoke into my living room, thump on her ceiling if I forget to avoid the squeaky floor boards, and continue to collect and spread malicious gossip (most of which she makes up) about other people in the building?<\/p>\n<p>Either way, these beautiful apartments just regained their charm, and I suddenly lost the urge to thumb through the For Rent section of the local paper. Yippee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; not &#8220;dead&#8221; exactly, but not my apartment manager any more either, which is just as good. That&#8217;s right. After 7 months of making our lives miserable, the Dragon Lady has resigned her position, effective immediately. The memo from the building owner is hanging for all to see on our building&#8217;s front door. There&#8217;s got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/2007\/09\/ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pegasuslibrarian.com\/droplets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}