I just realized that my one-year blogiversary is coming up in 3 weeks and a day. My how time has flown. How should I best celebrate such a thing? Part of me wants to go all wild and crazy-like and get myself my own domain name and a blogging platform upgrade, just for the heck of it.
The other part of me laughs aloud at that first part and wonders if there’s a way to get out of this mutual appointment to my body.
*checks contract between halves of self*
*realizes futility of separation*
*sighs and returns to work*