Ok, so it’s that time of the year again: time to come up with the information we put on the backs of our trading cards. This time of the year is fun, exciting, and MORTIFYING. Suddenly all the years I didn’t spend reading comic books rise up to whip me in the face. How should I know what characteristics go on the backs of these things?
So far I’ve come up with my Arch-Nemesis: Bad Puns. (Or should those be my vulnerability?) But I’d like something else cool and witty on there to make me seem hip and down with these millennials (though I suspect using “hip” and “down” would probably alert any college freshman to my un-hip-ness and my un-down-ness).
My other co-workers have already come up with things like “secret hideouts” and “sidekicks” and “catch phrases.” And then there’s me. I don’t really want a vehicle, and I’m not in need of a weapon (after all I have super powers, remember). Help me out here. What other characteristics do anime/super-hero types have?